Woo Pig Sooie! with Matt Besser
I’ve been doing a one man show called “Woo Pig Sooie” for about a year now. It’s mostly about my intolerance of religious intolerance, but it’s also about my Fundamentalist Christian grandmother who thought my Jewish dad was going to send me to hell (I read her crazy letters). I mostly pick on the religious right and the Vatican in particular.
Matt Besser of the Upright Citizens Brigade performs a one man show which will send him to hell. If you are a deeply religious person this is not the show for you.
This show has appeared under the alternate titles:
”God vs. Matt Besser,” “Besser In Satan’s Service,” ”John the Baptist, Matt the Atheist,” “Vatican’t,” “R U There Shaq? It’s Me, Matt Besser,” and “The Bible Belch.”
December 30
at 9:30pm
at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
5919 Franklin Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90028
All ages
For more info
www.ucbtheater.com
“F’d Up & Illegal Videos”
These are videos (found or taped) that have never/rarely been seen on a TV or movie screen, and for good reason. No narcs allowed!
At the last show, Mr. Aidsnotfunny had to crack someone over the head with a beer bottle when they tried to recover their purse from a purse rape. Dr. Cockymutherfucker made a challenge to the audience to try to find the Holy Grail of all bud and smoke it at the next show. A woman volunteered to ride the Sybian (dildonics).
Hosted by: Dr. Cocky Muther F’r aka Matt Besser & Mister Aidsnotfunny aka Matt Walsh
Guests include: Paul F. Tompkins
Featuring the video clips:
# Venus II – an instructional video on how to use a penis pump for pleasure. That’s right. This one is for the ladies!
# UCB prank
# Japanese Game Shows
# Vagina tricks. When we last left the vagina it was smoking.
Saturday, Jan. 7 at midnight
$5
at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
5919 Franklin Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90028
All ages
For more info
www.ucbtheater.com
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BESSER TO TAKE WOO PIG ON THE ROAD
These are towns that I plan to tour this winter. Send me an email if you live in these cities and can recommend good places to do a comedy show. adair@uprightcitizens.org
Austin -> Houston -> Dallas -> Oklahoma City (or Norman or Tulsa) -> Kansas City -> St. Louis -> Nashville -> Memphis -> Little Rock
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SF Sketchfest
The Fifth Annual San Francisco Sketch Comedy Festival
January 27, 2006
SF Sketchfest celebrates its Fifth Anniversary with
Upright Citizens Brigade: A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T.
with Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts
and guests
Rachel Dratch and Horatio Sanz from Saturday Night Live
with guest monologist Will Arnett from Arrested Development
Tickets on sale this Sunday, December 18 at 10:00am
Visit http://www.sfsketchfest.com for ticket and schedule information
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