“Woo Pig Sooie! with Matt Besser”
Matt Besser of the Upright Citizens Brigade performs a one man.
This show has also been called.
”God vs. Matt Besser,” “Besser In Satan’s Service,” ”John the Baptist, Matt the Atheist,” “Vatican’t,” “R U There Shaq? It’s Me, Matt Besser,” and “The Bible Belch.”
Friday
Jan. 6 at 9:30pm
at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
5919 Franklin Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90028
All ages, $8
For more info
www.ucbtheater.com

“F’d Up & Illegal Videos”
These are videos (found or taped) that have never/rarely been seen on a TV or movie screen, and for good reason. No narcs allowed!
At the last show, Mr. Aidsnotfunny had to crack someone over the head with a beer bottle when they tried to recover their purse from a purse rape. Dr. Cockymutherfucker made a challenge to the audience to try to find the Holy Grail of all bud and smoke it at the next show. A woman volunteered to ride the Sybian (dildonics).
Hosted by: Dr. Cocky Muther F’r aka Matt Besser & Mister Aidsnotfunny aka Matt Walsh
Guest starring: Paul F. Tompkins as Paul S. Tompkins
Featuring the video clips:
* “What I Want”. It’s excerpts from a Marin County self-styled self-help guru’s video self-help tape. Everyone in the tape is a jerkoff. Five minutes of pure hatefulness
* Venus II – an instructional video on how to use a penis pump for pleasure. That’s right. This one is for the ladies!
* UCB prank
* Japanese Game Shows
* Vagina tricks. When we last left the vagina it was smoking.
And much much more. Please submit videos to box office if you like.
Saturday, Jan. 7 at midnight
$5
at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater
5919 Franklin Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90028
All ages
For more info
www.ucbtheater.com

BESSER TO TAKE WOO PIG ON THE ROAD
These are towns that I plan to tour this winter. Send me an email if you live in these cities and can recommend good places to do a comedy show. adair@uprightcitizens.org

Austin -> Houston -> Dallas -> Oklahoma City (or Norman or Tulsa) -> Kansas City -> St. Louis -> Nashville -> Memphis -> Little Rock

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SF Sketchfest
The Fifth Annual San Francisco Sketch Comedy Festival
January 27, 2006

SF Sketchfest celebrates its Fifth Anniversary with

Upright Citizens Brigade: A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T.
with Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts
and guests
Rachel Dratch and Horatio Sanz from Saturday Night Live
with guest monologist Will Arnett from Arrested Development

Tickets on sale this Sunday, December 18 at 10:00am
Visit http://www.sfsketchfest.com for ticket and schedule information